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... because you're not good enough? (How are we supposed to know?) What if you woke up tomorrow and the whole world was upside-down?

... you mean after the mass hysteria? :D I bet it would be taken apart, to see how it worked, and then reverse-engineered to be sent back into the future ...

The difference between pets like dogs and cats and wild animals like polar bears is that dogs and cats are domesticated, and they have been for a very, very long ...

Really, guys, I'm sure this isn't a conclusion they arrived at lightly. While I don't agree with it, you can see why a derranged polar bear would be a Bad ...

I don't think you should be writing about that sort of thing. Heaven is not meant to be put into novels, or "changed" to the author's preference. It's like joking ...

That's awesome, about the summit. I mean, polar bears clearly beat out politicians any day. (I Google'd pictures of him, no wonder people are more interested in that! He's adorable!) ...

I play in a role-playing game that mostly takes place in Heaven, and in our story, it's an entire universe. I picture it as always sunny but not too hot, ...

so painful that

down on my

I couldn't help

the cashier, who

And so they

kicked Skippy. I

She was so

The Onion is the greatest news source ever. (I love their "cheat to win" armband in the store. *snerk*) I saw this article awhile ago. What's scary is that it ...