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Pick up the green thing on the ground. (Or if it's a button, press it.)

I'd really like to sign up, but I know I'm insanely busy the first week of April. I should be okay after that, but I don't know if I'll make ...

Investigate the blue box and the red dot above it.

Stick your arm in the hole in the wall where the box was.

(We have a full kitchen set but nothing to eat... :P) Use the crowbar to pry the breakable section of the stone wall apart.

(Sorry, I've had a hard time commenting because my current wifi is crappy enough that the images often won't load.) Smash the barrel against the breakable section of the wall.

*cackles madly* (We'll see how much my awful WiFi lets me do today.) Review of novel chapter: This is Going to Be Fun Ch 1 (2500 Words) Review of poem: ...

Welcome to the site! As a random question, what's your favorite book?

Put the cutlery and the pie in - maybe someone down there is hungry.

@AnoCannotUserName - No, it shouldn't be redirecting you to etherpad. I don't know why that's happening, sorry.

@AnoCannotUserName - I'm not sure, but it might be that for some reason the link is directing you to the http version rather than the https version. If you try ...

@BlueAfrica - I have totally fallen behind on my Chosen Grandma reading and really want to catch up completely... so I might actually just read the whole thing and pick ...

I haven't really listened to many podcasts because reading is so much faster than listening for me, but it's something I should definitely do more. This podcast isn't fiction, but ...

Pie is clearly the best. For one, there are literally so many types of pie that if you only ate different kinds of pie for the rest of your life, ...

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