Master_Yoda

Hi. I'm Yoda, and I lyk pizza pie.

You don't need to buy. Just make sure you are actually interested in what the product is before clicking. ;)

Alfred, it's better to only check them out when they interest you. Ad software has algorithms to detect when you are clicking just to give the site revenue and then ...

Always the lawyer, Nate. All but committing to returning to YWS, but allowing room for plausible deniability. And as for the color changes, at least I'm not pink.

Are you back or are you merely dangling your presence before us, mercilessly preying on our hopes and desires?

So, with Advanced Critiques, I get an extra 50% for every review I post because the site seems to think they're all first reviews. The reviews also don't seem to ...

Hello and welcome! Have a great time at YWS. :)

I wanted to let you know that there is a giant bug in chat. Whenever someone innocently posts an "xD" or "XD" the following appears on the screen: "I dropped ...

Oh, whew. I was going to tell you that I wasn't sure that the Young Writers Society was the right place for you. What do you write?

Neil Gaiman is epic. Gerald Durrell stinks. Well, he wouldn't stink so bad if he spent less time describing dung feces and the like. Welcome to YWS! In terms of ...

Are you really 99 years old?

Ah yes, I hope you are having a good time so far :). A review is a minimum of 250 characters I think. Anything less is a literary comment but ...

Thanks DW. Oh, and if you're looking for something to review, I actually have something that I'd like you to take a look at if you get a chance. Don't ...

I've been waiting for you to come back!

That's happened to me a couple of times in Opera Mini, Fish. I think it's a browser issue.