Master_Yoda

Making Money -- Terry Pratchett I don't think I've laughed this hard at a book since the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. :)

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? [spoiler]One is made of plastic and hazardous to children. The other is a grocery bag.[/spoiler] And Phantomofthebasket, your joke ...

Thanks Meep(: Glad you like it. ;) You can get 8/10 for successfully convincing me that a soccer ball is a snooker ball. ;)

BarrettBenedict, you write wonderfully! Your writing is both sophisticated as well as humorous. Your style is both unique and intriguing. I can only make a couple of suggestions, so here ...

7/10 -- Not Bad So what do you think of the new avatar?

There is one thing about girls that really irritates me beyond all else... It's not all girls, mind you, and it's also not limited to girls, but most of the ...

Hi asxz As you plan on entering this into a competition, I am going to be really aggressive in my review. I am also, for the same reason, going to ...

Hi Lauren You, like Natura, are special. You tell this story well, and it is a pleasure to read. Despite the fact that I very rarely enjoy first person narrations, ...

Name: Wouldn't you like to know? You can call me Yoda, or yrclever though. Whatever tickles your fancy. Age:17 Fav book && YES ONE: Okay, I'm going to have to ...

Hell, Monkey, you write well. I really don't think you need much help with this piece, as I found it to be remarkable, intriguing, and any other positive compliment you ...

Interesting topic! Why don't I add my names to the mix? Girl: Amber Indigo Violet Jade (I don't know what it is, I just seem to have something about colours.) ...

Hi There Matthemus Since I've taken a liking to you, I'm going to do something that I don't normally do for you. I'm going to nitpick your piece. So let's ...

My pleasure. The rewrite is not only much better, but it is actually a remarkably nice piece. Just one bit of advice: You need a motivation for Lainin writing this ...

10. I looked up this morning, and the sun was gone. Turned on some music to start my day. -- I love that song. It's Boston, isn't it? 21. Boys ...

Only three... Well I guess that's fine if I'm allowed to come back with more. The Immigrant Song -- Led Zeppelin (Heard of them? ;)) Nothing's Gonna Stop Us-- Jefferson ...