Master_Yoda

Building a Fantastic Story Some Harry Potter spoilers are found below, so if you haven't read Harry Potter, do so before reading this. A long time ago, I wrote my ...

Gonna try my hand at this again: The storm rolled across the heavens, thundering a snarl through midnight's breath; carrying terror on her back. Wow, I'm not very good at ...

Never complain that your stories are too character driven. And when you're stuck simply kill a character or introduce a new one.

In sexy black leathers, she swung her leg over the saddle and dismounted her motorbike, tugging at her belt as she stowed the key. She wound a lock of hair ...

Done Louis. :)

who the heck is snoink?

Someone clearly has too much time on their hands...

There once was a thread in the forum, that contained far too much decorum. 'twas passed through a grater and a lymerick later emerged far less gloomy and borin'

I want to leave this thread, I do, So eat this couplet I brewed for you.

Locked for plagiarism. wat that's not how splitting is supposed to work. Banned for p0or grammerz.

For a minute I thought you were talking about Pokemon. o.O

I nominate myself for Best Jigseh. I literally can't lose. ...right? o.O I don't know. Charlie Chaplin once came third in a Charlie Chaplin impersonation contest...

I might update this, but I might not. Most Likely to be a Janitor: Nate YWS Clown: GriffinKeeper Most Spirited: freakforchrist Most Chatty: freakforchrist Most Likely to End Up on ...

My first story... yeah about that... I wrote about a wizarding school and a headmaster with as stupid a name as dumbledore, and it wasn't fanfiction, and I'm going to ...

Number of Fahrvergnügen: 0 Darn it! I was so sure I'd remembered to put one of those in my third review.