LilyJamey

Blood

Build new ones. What would you do if an alien just married your aunt?

White

Kirsten! I will so totally kill you for saying nobody likes Jane Eyre. It's one of the best books ever written! A fellow Les Miserables fan. At last. I like ...

Oh you MUST read Jane Eyre! It seriously made me cry at the part where she reaches the crossroads. Don't think I'm a wimp, it was just really, really sad. ...

The worse opening line is the one where you accidentally print the last page before the first. "She smiled, and kissed him, a kiss full of promise, of hope of ...

Work out. What would you do if monkeys invaded your house?

Wings.

Flying

Boom.

I'd grab him by his conk and force him to tell me why. What would you do if there were no apples left in this world?

I almost passed out in choir once two years ago, and I wasn't even like. OMG, I hate this. I was kinda glad it happened because now I know what ...

Yes, the mime's mother. Why mime?

Truth is knowing that actually, people pick their nose in public, under the guise of their other hand. What would you do if your cerebral cortex exploded?

Peel