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LilPWilly

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About LilPWilly

When I was a young lad I got kicked in the ***** repeatedly by my friends to make them laugh. I am a shaolin monk and impervious to damage like I saw on the internet. I put on a magic show with them, but they made the neck snapping sound at the wrong time, so we were pretty much over. Now my friends and I bike or drive all over Washington seeing what there is to see and getting five dollar whoppers or deals on vbucks.


Interests

Girls, bodybuilding, and making music.

Occupation

YouTube watcher


May you never steal, lie, or cheat. But if you must steal, then steal away my sorrows. And if you must lie, then lie with me all the nights of your life. And if you must cheat, then please, cheat death.
— An Unknown Bride, Leap Year