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LilPWilly

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About LilPWilly

When I was a young lad I got kicked in the ***** repeatedly by my friends to make them laugh. I am a shaolin monk and impervious to damage like I saw on the internet. I put on a magic show with them, but they made the neck snapping sound at the wrong time, so we were pretty much over. Now my friends and I bike or drive all over Washington seeing what there is to see and getting five dollar whoppers or deals on vbucks.


Interests

Girls, bodybuilding, and making music.

Occupation

YouTube watcher


You'd better wise up, Pony... you get tough like me and you don't get hurt. You look out for yourself and nothing can touch you, man.
— Dallas Winston, The Outsiders