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because girls are cold, heartless beings, just like a rock, while boys wear their hearts on their sleeves like dogs Why do mirrors reflect everything in a "mirror" image, while ...

Because it's bad karma to impair the driver while s/he is driving! Why do parents yell for you to come to dinner before it's actually ready? p.s.: no, chicken warrior, ...

Nantucket! But then again, Nantucket is just the best place ever, all around. Why do desk drawers open out and not up from the top? Seriously. That would save so ...

:?: or :oops: Why do humans have fingernails? Are the ends of our hands really that much more vulnerable than the rest?

Because if they don't allow clarinets, they've never heard of Benny Goodman. Why has every band director I've ever known play the trumet as their first instrument? And the trombone ...

I liked Griffinkeeper's idea; I'd never thought of that. :)

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Woe is me!