Leja

Alright, this is almost a year old, but I had to comment on it.... new: you move to America and buy a house with alluminum awnings over each and every ...

Oh man, I can see it now: A mile in, the commander stops dead in his tracks, the others crash into him, but the guy doesn't want to step another ...

6/10, just because it is a real word (I didn't know that) amalgomation

8/10 magnetic (but you have to say it in a robot voice)

Alright, for people who don't know who Pat Buchanan is, like Myth and I, here's a link to the wikipedia page (though, you probably just looked it up yourself).

Myspace is a scary place. Wouldn't go near it with a ten foot pole.

I'm undecided whether I believe in ghosts, per se, but I tell you, the basement is a scary place at night. Especially the windows.

7/10 (story's even funnier than the word) squee!!

I actually think I'll be having nightmares about this for many years to come.

Haha haaaaa [my fruitless attempt at sound effects]. :)

hasta la vista!

packaging of the

paw, looking around

Because blue tuxedos went out of style in the seventies. Why does the scroll bar on the mouse not unscrew after a while?

yay! I'VE BHROUGHYT BACKI A PREGVIOSWLY BURRIED VTHREADE! (those excliamation marks took "mad skillz", by the way)