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Or you could go all Beowulf and send off a death-ship.

:( it makes me want to cry, but that is good, as the toy is something forgotten. I LOVE the shadows it casts in the corner.

A funeral is the service in which the deceased is buried. A wake is the period of time to ~view the body. It's usually done in a funeral home, I ...

I think the title is hilarious! Hello, Lex, by the way (sorry, have a habit of becoming sidetracked, as anyone who has talked to me can attest ^_^) ooh, what ...

A truly wonderful article, Imp.

First of all, Todesmaschine is a long word. And long words are fun titles! Plus, it's in German, which makes it doubly cool!

While each of these have the possibility of being interesting ideas if developed further, they are connected little in the context of the poem, and as such, don't create the ...

XD ... well, does House need words either? Cook: House: (EDIT: sorry the pictures are so big)

Slamming a revolving door and other such adventures? lovely hilarity in a picture box! Great job, Cal!

I like the second one better. I don't think Dane Cook needs words? XD Really, may I save them? (I think you answered above, but I didn't understand the photobucket ...

Before online? eh, mine probably average somewhere around five thousands words or so, give or take a couple hundred :wink:

I don't mean a thousand words per chapter, more like a thousand words per posted section. Like Sureal, he posted his first chapter in three parts, which makes it much ...

I didn't mean that they wouldn't let you wear it, I meant I didn't think that people would get it; that they might find it condescending instead of funny.

I read somewhere that 1000 words is recommended, and that seems to be pretty good. I prefer things to be a little shorter, maybe 700-1000 words? just because it's hard ...

The first one is a little dark, and doesn't appeal to me as much because it's such a wide shot of the boats. In contrast, I love the second one! ...