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:roll: nooooooooooooo.....

Our forces, headed by David Hasselhoff after meeting some delays as flocks of young german woman threw undergarments and themselves alike at the TV star, have secured the forced surrender ...

I currently have an orange flavored starburst brand jelly bean, in the shape of a hearing aid. Discuss:

Stephen King? His movies? Really? The best one was The Shining... and that was just good enough to pass.

Ok, I can accept that. Any movie with that many actors that sound like they could be camera film, automobiles, or electronics, could never beat out anything.

Yeah, anything with that many unpronouncable actors didn't knock nothing from no where.

An army of walaby, dingo, and kangaroo solders have already overthrown Canberra. All domestic and farm creatures on the island continent have revolted, and your pristene beaches have been cut ...

Yeah but... he was asking for it. This is a known punishment for quacking in a no quacking zone.

How dare you invade a foreign country without consulting the mighty, almost infinite empire, for aide and an alliance!! For this, you shall have a fierce competetor in Russia... ME! ...

The ducks work for me. You have taken their name in vein. You have been overthrown by a swarm of malards. Resistance is futile. You have been assimilated. Quack quack ...

I find it amusing how many young girls swoon for Depp in that movie. Secret Window was much better.

Cut back on whatever it is your taking.

Technically, gal, you aren't eligible to die for your country. You can't be drafted. You have boobs. And there was an 18 law at one point. It was repealed when ...

duck tape. duct tape is a brand name. I gotta say- its exactly like it sounds. Not a very pleasurable experience. Like being tasered all slooooow like.

Yeah, why NOT have the whisky, there it is! I believe that chatting online while under the influence is against the guidelines set up by the FCC.