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"Villain who likes to laugh..." Judging by Paolini's plagiaristic track record, this is the new villain: The Joker. Wait--no, the Jokar. There. Now it's original. The Jokar is a laughing ...

MY WORDS STILL STAND! And it's NOT hard to come up with an original idea, I've managed to come up with *mutters under breath, counting fingers* EIGHT intriguing and original ...

His brow furrowed in unimaginable concentration, Phil attempted to pass the impossible stool.

People like Paolini because he functions at their mental level (i.e., zero). His books have the appearance of a deep plot to the casual observer, but really just combines every ...

For the record, I am also homeschooled. But I hope he DOESN'T pull a Dark Tower and include himself in his books.

Ru, that would require forethought and creative brilliance. According to Paolini's history books, those haven't been invented yet. Stupid Home-schooler.

This is how I see the conversation going: E: Oh, hello. You must be God. G: YES. DON'T BOTHER ME. E: Er, sorry, but I really need your help to ...

It's a brilliant story that points out the fragility of our civility! (Rhyme not intended).

Well, I've got a fun crazy-guy in the book I'm writing, and I'm told he's fairly convincing. I'm mildly psychotic, so there you go.

I think swearing makes for realistic dialogue, but I don't have my characters start throwing out curses like punch-drunk sailors, either.

I dunno, why would they make a book out of Eragon? The book's terrible, and the movie made me feel physically ill. And yet, they made money on it. Which ...