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I bought this a few days ago at Sea-Tac airport and read it on my flight. This has to be the best damn zombie book of all time. It reads ...

Halloway's expedition is some great stuff, though Navidson's final expedition and its result was laid out brilliantly.

Self-centered horndog would be an apt description.

OH. MY. GOD. That is all. Those who know, know. Those who don't know, FIND OUT.

Also, apparently in the third book... They go to that living elvish tree...Menoa, that's it. They go to the Menoa tree and ask for its help. But it refuses; it ...

I plead the law of Too Long, Didn't Read. I just Wiki'd the synopsis so I can know what happened without paying Paolini a dime.

I can see this guy in a nice pastel dress shirt, with some cowboy boots, a pocket protector, thick spectacles (not glasses, spectacles), and a Batman retainer walking down the ...

One of the funniest books I own/have read. Second only to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, in my experience.

I will eat Paolini's babies if he ever has children. Luckily, it's an empty threat; nobody would ever sleep with Christopher Paolini.

It's called Private Messaging...*wink*

I have recovered the first draft of the final book(s)! It was easy to get into Paolini's system, his username is Strysntcher, and his password is 12345. 12345? That's the ...

Actually, he published it at age nineteen. He says he started it at fifteen, but for all we know, that 'starting' could have been "Lol I lyk drag0ns". I started ...

I'm totally one of them =p But on a serious note, yes. Most of my frustration comes from the fact that something this flawed can be so popular. It's not ...

Rubric, you hit the nail on the head. It's the fact that the story IS considered a good teen read that makes me loathe it. You just mentioned (let me ...

I enjoy insulting fans if they're overzealous in their fan-dom. (Or should I say fan-dumb, bad pun).