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I have about twenty viewpoint characters throughout the series I'm writing. I love them all. I'm still going to kill most of them, heh. Anyway, the problem might be that ...

There's no risk in writing something...the BEST thing that can happen is that everyone loves it and it's a huge success...the WORST thing would be that nobody likes it, but ...

I can't stand the thought of writing teen books. Adult-level drama without the actual cause? Ugh...

"Mister Paolini, we're fully prepared to let you write and direct the second movie, and--*snort*. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Let me try again. Mister P--HAHAHAHAHA! Aha! Aha! Aha! You idiot! ...

I enjoy insulting fans if they're overzealous in their fan-dom. (Or should I say fan-dumb, bad pun).

"Villain who likes to laugh..." Judging by Paolini's plagiaristic track record, this is the new villain: The Joker. Wait--no, the Jokar. There. Now it's original. The Jokar is a laughing ...

MY WORDS STILL STAND! And it's NOT hard to come up with an original idea, I've managed to come up with *mutters under breath, counting fingers* EIGHT intriguing and original ...

Shia LeBeouf plays the same socially awkward character in every movie. *SPOILER* When Shia was in the church taking the picture, and the hat blew into his feet, and he ...

There's nothing WRONG with focusing on dialogue...if you write a first draft of something, and realize that you've done that, consciously go back and expand on other areas.

You're writing a horror story that requires a love note, but you don't know anything about romance. The answer to this problem is...don't write the story. Stick to what you ...

*Holds up Eragon* Everyone see this? Hmm? Can everyone see this clearly? how NOT to do it. I mean, come ON. A clean butcher shop. A rapier and broadsword in ...

Appears to be pasted and formatted now, have fun.

I'm assuming you're English--you take a long time to say very little. :P Anyway, I guess I could grin and bear it in terms of posting the entire thing on ...

This is a story I submitted to a contest...it's semi-fantasy comedy. Let me know what you think, eh? Terminal KTB John Frost whistled cheerfully as he walked down the street, ...

The organism controls the host completely, and causes the telekinesis. The main character eventually retains the telekinesis, although he has to "shoot up" with the organism to do so (internal ...