KTWhatley

The lowercase letters at the beginning of thoughts are done to show we are coming in upon the middle of a story. The uppercase letters are to show that I ...

You can do the long math quicker in your head then you can type it into your phone's calculator.

Fortunately, you're a freak of nature, and therefore, do not fall under the definition of "A member of the human race". Thus, you escape the epidemic. Just don't eat fish ...

I don't watch tv for more than 3 hours a week. Even THAT'S a lot. I'd really rather sit back with a good movie or a show on DvD :)

Fun telephone with when eating friends. Pizza.

A piece of paper feeds out, and reads: "Your life looks like it will be OK, Some light rain, just enough to ruin a picnic but when you get home ...

Wish granted, but you think, in real life, you play soccer, are 5'9 and have 'gotz mad skillz', I'm sorry. I wish I could grow a beard instantly upon wanting ...

6/10 Yes it makes me dizzy, I hope your happy >_< Just kidding. Seems like just another .gif to me, you probably stole off of flickr or photobucket. Good for ...

The peril of the night, This peril of the night, Was magnified by his awful self reliance. This is a full sentence, so you don't need to capitalize 'This' unless ...

"You call for me, from up above, Reaching into tortured soul[...] Damning my eternal soul. " Your speaker is addressing someone who is actually, physically above them? Damnation of soul ...

Other- Mundane, everday, humor, satirical

...have you ever just stared at the phone, hoping that it would ring? That Someone, far away, was calling and it was for you? That maybe, if you listened hard ...

Aloo, I just joined a little while ago. I'm K.T. Whatley, but you can just call me KT for the awkwardness of the latter part. I enjoy writing about mundane ...