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'Fraid not m'dear, i had orange juice earlier but thats as close as it gets. TPBM is a stick-figure. (as in the drawing)

Quiet you!! Dont encourage her. Someone so negative shouldn't be welcomed

And nice quotes - I literally laughed out loud on some of them. Made my day. Thanks Crysi, Im glad someone enjoyed them. p.s- just ignore the impudent monkey who ...

don't post pointless quotes Aren't all amusing things essentially pointless? They may seem pointless to you, you dour cow, however others find such things amusing and it is for them ...

NO I dont. Im violently ticklish (well my feet are anyway) TPBM lives on top of an ancient indian burial ground...or in one.

Its random and amusing which are things I love,and I didnt ask for you to comment you stupid girl. So plz be silent as your comments are not wanted, your ...

But..But...I only do it for fun. TPBM is clinically insane (like me mein freund)

What the hell's a tribble? Well Whatever it is I have one. TPBM saw BigFoot...then the Lochness monster...then realised he was delusional...and turned him/herself into a nut house...then proceeded to ...

Coooool! A legitimate excuse to write something terribly stupid!!! Do we dare live out the dream? I think so!

I too am experiencing this phenomenon and my god its irritating! I mean I have an idea of what's going to happen later on, but I dont know what to ...

Father Dougal: Look Ted! This table's so dirty I can write my name in it! Father Ted: There's a 'g' in Dougal. Father Dougal: Where? Father Dougal: I know! We'll ...

I thought I should say that replies arent necessary and that Ima keep posting amusing stuff I find. Im very stubborn Black Books: Fran: Do you know that in Tibet ...

and now the most quotable author on the planet (IMO) Terry Pratchett The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo ...

[Karen is showing her breasts to a woman] Grace: Karen, what are you doing? Karen: She started it. Grace: Karen, she's breast feeding. Karen: Oh... That would explain the little ...

I found some other amusing quotes: Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up. Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen. Dr. Eric Foreman: I ...