Jenthura

Un fortunately, said scientists now hold all the powah of the world, and become even more evil than the aliens with their quark-cannon. Axes have no effect on me awesomeness.

Banned for hating smurfs.

Granted, but now Skorpionne is noble, and you must corrupt her noble wishes. I wish something would save me from the combined wrath of you two. ;)

Granted, but then you have to corrupt mine . And everybody knows that alone can cause you mortal pain. ;) I wish I wasn't so cocky and bullheaded.

Unfortunately, when 2012 rolls around, it turns out that all the planets hide alien particle generators that, when lined up, form the most powerful quark-propelling projecter ever created. Said projec

Banned for being prejudiced against out-of-season Santa hats.

You know you're a nerd when you stand in a corner at any social gathering; sweaty palms cooled by the plastic cup of soda clenched for mental and moral support.

You know you're a nerd when you break said glasses just to tape them up with half a roll of scotch tape.

Granted, but prolonging their lives only makes them suffer longer. (shoot, I really didn't want to corrupt that one) I wish I didn't feel like crap right now.

Banned for mentioning the word 'folk', it's just way too folksy.

Unfortunately, Superman got tired of always beating the crap out of ole Lexy, so he took off to the S5-Tal quadrant, leaving Earth to defend itself.

Banned for having such a freaky avvie.

Granted, but now you're scared of being close to the ground. I wish the burns would go away.

Hey! You chose the same three elements I did. Unless...this is a submission to Trident's contest, right? You never said it was a submission, but you did put watermelon seeds, ...

You make me hungry. Aso, Gingie. Total win, :lol:.