Jenthura

Alright, Z, first things first. The user who reviewed your first chapter was Jash , not me. Jash and I are friends, but you were mistaken to give me the ...

Very intriguing, your idea of a second mind in the same body. I believe you did well to express the technicalities and tricks of such a relationship. However, your voice ...

Unfortunately, it was Christmas, and as the aliens left, they kidnapped Santa.

Banned for being younger than me in YWS years. (And yet, your writing is so much more awesome! Probably has something to do with the fact that you're older than ...

Granted, but it turns out to be made of meh. I wish for awe-smacking skillz.

Nicely done! *applauds* I can see what Mizzle meant by "some of the shapes and muscles were all wrong, and appeared slightly odd-looking" most noticeably, to me, the elbow on ...

Granted, but now she's annoying your mother, who, in annoyance, sends you out to get the mail. I wish for more meh.

A confused teenager bases his life on the ups and downs of his precious video games. When he finally reaches the last level, only to lose it to virtual buzzards, ...

Granted, but it turns out to be a ninja pie. Ninja pies are sprinkled with powdered swords. :D I wish for meh.

Of course, come on in! And anything works here. Unfortunately, another alien race is already living in the new dimension, so a galactic battle ensues between humans and aliens.

Banned foh ya sizzlin' ganstah lingo.

3. Save someone's life Someday, you will decide to talk to the annoying beef-and-cheese bald man while you wait at the stop light. You will pursue your discussion of broccoli ...

Unfortunately, the explosion causes a blackhole, sucking this dimension into it. Those weapons might work on my zombie horde, but I doubt you'll get past my wards, saturated as they ...

Granted but (and this was obvious) you go bald from over-exposure to pure awesomeness. I wish for smurf pie. :twisted:

I thought as much. Don't worry about it, though, I remember looking at the other suggestions and thinking, "Who the heck would chose a lawn gnome?" :D