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JediDeadpool

Noelle, you can lead a writer to their computer and give them coffee, but you can't make them write.

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'Tis the season to shovel enormous amounts of watermelon into your mouth while hunched over the cutting board like a dehydrated vampire that hasn't fed on blood in four hundred years and the only viable substitute is this questionable Christmas-colored fruit.
— Ari11