JFW1415

"I shall now eat your cookies. Muhahahaha!" Only good thing? Starts with dialogue. ;P ~JFW1415

I loved the first one, but I read it some time ago. Then I heard about the second one, and I realized I forgot nearly everything that had happened in ...

Scream. If a black cat ran across you as you walked under a ladder while stepping on and breaking a mirror, what would you do?

...the bowl of bean salad overflowed. He yelled, "...

Isn't it something you can choose?

Isn't it?

How should I know?

How can anyone smell the smoke with all the crazy people running around looking for a bucket?

Okay, two things before I start. First, that grammar mistake in the title is hurting my eyes. You got ? *shudders* Secondly, I shall find loopholes in this exercise. :P ...

What ever happened to the fire?

Is he a bucket-theif life me?

A horse. What would you do if you were held at gunpoint and forced to choose between your mother and father to live with for the rest of your life, ...

Teacher: Where's your homework? Student: The goat ate it. Teacher: *Looks at student, unbelieving.* Student: Really! See? *Holds up chewed paper.* By the way, this really happened to me once! ...