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Alright, I might have been stretching things a bit in that title. None of the family ships look like pies. (More like almonds.) Anywho, this post is neither about pies ...

Because I'm incredibly original and observant (and totally haven't read any of the other replies), let me begin on how I think your username is totally incredible. Serious. :U Alright, ...

"Get your lazy backside on that chair and start typing." It's held true for the longest time: the biggest thing stopping me writing was my just not starting with it.

Banned because you took away the ability to can.

A lamppost told me. Literally. I was leaning against it, and it hissed, "Oi. You. You're the poster-maker, aren't you?" (I design posters for lemonade-stands, and there was one plastered ...

Hello, future friend! I'm Alex, and I was referred here by one of the lampposts in the vicinity. It doesn't look like a bad place, granted, and all of you ...