ILikeBirbs

"no, i wanna help"

"well fire hurts a lot, and i dont really want anyone else to have to deal with it"

"i think we should help them"

"are they okay?"

"what was happening?"

"Thefireextinguisherisonfirewe'rebothgonnadie"

"its kind of hard to figure things out when youre about to pass out and wont know if youll ever wake up again"

"Well.. we never really put the fire out"

" i had Remy come over to try and help and now we have no kitchen but we have some nice cupcakes"

"He was supposed to come over and help me make cupcakes so I dont burn down my kitchen"

"Youre lying, where is he?"

"Its me, Emile, have you seen Logan anywhere?"

The number called back, it was actually emile just being an idiot

"Hi, we're calling to talk about your cars extended warranty-"

Then janus' phone started ringing