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Congrats! It's a great piece, even with the magically-appearing semicolon. :)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The frolicking pony is very pretentious so he always skipped around trees. When suddenly groundhogs attacked nearby set

I think Johnny Cash songs were made exclusively for this use. xD A Boy Named Sue in your pants Five Feet High and Rising in your pants I Walk the ...

Weirdest thing I've written: a Hitchhiker's Guide fanfic I wrote (or, tried to) last year. It was about Earth celebrities, including Tom Cruise/Scientology/the Couch Incident. It sounds even worse tha

Does anyone else find this topic vaguely ironic? :] I think it depends on the circumstance. If two or more parties must come to a compromise, then it's almost always ...

Meeee! I think I'll be doing a stageplay about a hostage situation in a bank (I got the idea while watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop :]).

The frolicking pony is very pretentious so he always skipped around trees. When suddenly groundhogs attacked nearby settlers who were smoking some turkeys. Howling winds blasted rifles, the men graspe

Batman action figures.

Ah, the Pirates VS Ninjas debate. Anyone who has played Ratchet and Clank 3 knows that the ninja always wins, but I believe this is because Insomniac was prejudiced and ...

always pat :) just has to be pat Patrick Joseph "Pat" Buchanan (born November 2, 1938) is an American political commentator, author, syndicated columnist, politician and broadcaster. Buchanan was a ...

Bella Swan: useless girl extraordinaire. Win. Very true. ;] I dunno, sometimes RPat acts that way as well...maybe the two are connected when it comes to that sort of thing?

I don't have one. I just like listening to song parodies. xD My favorite is "I Tweet Myself" with Justine Ezarik: Linkkk.

TIME - German School Shooting Claims 17 Lives -Oliver Schmale As you can see from the article above, a German 17-year-old shot and killed 16 people yesterday (March 11) in ...

Most people I know prefer the Firth Darcy. Personally I prefer the McFadyen Darcy. :D Either way, they triumph over Cullen. 'Nuff said. I prefer Imagination Darcy. Looks much better ...

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