How2EataRhesus

They were a few hours ago; if you blinked you would've missed them. Will I ever get around to writing this stupid standalone?

Just a reader, I'm afraid. x) I'm a writer, but I don't post anything, because I have a severe fear of plagiarism (although I can't rationalize why someone would want ...

I think I'd just change it to Rhee. x) I'm tired of being called a type of monkey.

I'm back. Again! o_o The second comeback's the charm, I guess. Oh well, I missed all you guys. ^^

Big Brother (*sigh*)... I just want you to know... ...that I love Ewoks too.

I'm reading Th1rteen R3asons Why. It's an amazing book, you should really pick it up someday. I almost bought it a few weeks ago. ^_^ But I was out of ...

9/10 I think I have a cousin that lives there, actually. We just don't know from whom she inherited her gossamer wings. ^^

Alone in your pants (Heart) Girls Just Wanna have Fun in your pants (Cindy Lauper) Rainy Day in your pants (Coldplay) You Found Me in your pants (The Fray) I ...

She's small, that's obvious. Pale, too, with frizzy blonde hair that has a life of its own. In an inconspicuous school uniform (even though it's Friday afternoon). Her eyes are ...

I take my inspiration* from the Shakespeare Insult Generator. ^^ Thou art nothing but an unmuzzled applejohn, fool-born and hasty-witted; a rump-fed barnacle; ill-bred and warped 'til thou became a ...

smile four: It's eight more days til school is out. Four for me! =D

Heeey everybody. :3 Remember me? I guess I unintentionally took a month and a half off.

now he did have his bad moments Many , if we're counting grammatical errors.

*uh...rejoices* xD

Do crappy poems count? ;) If so, I might try it. *is more of a prose kind of girl*