How2EataRhesus

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Banned for disliking Sweeney Todd.

(Written in a hurry. :] Sorry if the Toastmaster references get a bit annoying; they were for the sake of whatever humor I could salvage from my mind.) The Boss ...

Watch The Twilight Zone . Seriously, that's how I get a lot of my inspiration. Once I know the basics of what I'm going to write, I just let it ...

I love Poe's short stories. My favorite's "How to Write a Blackwood Article;" he may be known for his works' creepiness, but this piece made me laugh out loud. :]

Banned for claiming to live in Atlantis, because I want to go there.

Someone with good taste in T-shirts. :] How2EataRhesus

e frolicking pony is very pretentious so he always skipped around trees. When suddenly groundhogs attacked nearby settlers who were smoking some turkeys. Howling winds blasted rifles, the men grasped ...

I used to be named Bobby. My mother died in Los Angeles.

Banned for having the same John Wayne quote as my dad's favorite coffee cup.

I'm for me soccer is football. NFL - the Saints, college leagues - Vanderbilt, since it's my dream school. :]

No...I think he's stoned.

You're from Mobile? Nice. ;) I did live there for some eleven years, but up here in Seattle, no one has ever heard of Fat Tuesday. *sigh* I miss the ...

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First of all, congrats. I haven't exactly gotten that far yet. :] Second, wait a while before you start editing. Six weeks is a good time; maybe even two months. ...