Hotaru-Kun

Pretty, Intelligent, Talented Girls. Insecurity and attraction are bound to ensue. Attraction is terrifying, mainly because it gets me no where and means I can't be friends with said pretty, ...

I was going to! But I'm under 18...

Oooooh. *looks around* AMANDA PALMER!!

My best friend Rayne and I became so in an odd way. I knew her then boyfriend - total [insertBadword] - because he was friends with my girlfriend. My girlfirend ...

False, I have never eaten a cherry... TPBM was born premature.

I have assorted fears, but none that you listed. TPBM draws on their feet.

Wrong. Homework

I have assorted fears, but none that you listed. TPBM draws on their feet.

Wrong I only say it when I'm being sarcastic. xD TPBM thought the last Harry Potter movie was a disappointment and yet they're still going to watch the next one, ...

I... do not understand... I'm from the UK. *screams* TPBM doesn't like paying for things in pennies.

Because queer penguins declared it so. Where do lost things go?

I'm pro-choice. No one has the right to force any woman to have a child she doesn't want to have. Also, think about it, what kind of life would that ...

Explain that to me you skeptics :) While it was a spiritual experience for you, your experience means little to nil to other people because they haven't experienced it. You ...

It... isn't? Why does my dog bark at herself after sneezing?

Banned for being hypocritical.