HomelessPorcupine

"If put into that situation, I would save the two people. Allowing two people to die when you could have saved them... that's murder. Allowing a pet to die in ...

Every rose has its thorns, and every bald man has his hair cream.

I wrote this book with the sole purpose of scamming suckers like you out of money; the end.

Ear

Blind

Blank.

Regarding the Nudist Timmy was a nudist, In a colony he did live. It was filled with swine and geese And had cows and turkeys too, So many that he ...

Snickering snickers, Blowfish's snout, I tried to stop both, But was limited by my gout. Horrendously hindering, My llama comes in, For a boy with low experience, Was this poem ...

"Well... what if it's a surprise party for my parents... which I started without them? Yeah, I would probably die of guilt." -Elliot If they were attacked by a pink ...

Hello, I am both Eomund and Dilan, though depending on the situation, I could be neither.

Revenge.

Bond... James Bond.

...I decided to run away, but ran into an open locker instead and...

Face.