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Ah, I remebered one this morning. We were on holiday earlier in the year, and staying in a caravan park. I was in the shower, and there was this guy ...

White Shadow, you have a doorbell on hour head because your last name's Doorbell. (You're not allowed to make the obvious comeback involving my last name because this thread isn't ...

I ran out of file paper so I got like, 3 metres of paper towel out of the dispenser and glued pencils to each end and rolled it up like ...

In maths my teacher was telling me a joke. Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? I said, "because she stole his taco." He said no. I ...

Couldn't agree more Mashe. Even if it means having to scrape a meagre existence, I wouldn't want any other job.

Nope, sorry. I don't know what that is. Do I want to? Lol. That's right, you'd call capsicums peppers right? I think it must be an Aussie word. Anyway you ...

I can't seem to find a Sophie. Are you pulling my leg? If so I am not amused :evil:

In IT I went onto the instant messenger and me and the people next to me sent each other messages even though we were next to each other. Then I ...

Yeah, my fro always gets things stuck in it. Whenever I wash my hair I'm always pulling out bits of string, pens, vegetable peelings. Once I even found a live ...

Thanks Shauni. All my friends think facebook is for people without real life friends. Besides which, I joined facebook to make new friends from all over the world.

:( I just made a facebook account and now I need some friends. Does anyone have facebook who'll be my friend?

Once I had to do a 2 page short story for a "Youth Literature Day" program that I go to. It turned out to be 14 500 words long. As ...

I don't think it's ever okay for a parent or any other adult to use violence against a child. It's cowardly to hurt someone who can't fight back, and shows ...

You're not spamming up the topic because I'm here too now. Anyway, both of you actually have false teeth which make piano noises when you press them. And some of ...

Put pegs on everyone else's noses, wear some sort of breathing mask, learn to speak whilst breathing in, distract people from your breath with something that smells worse (a little ...