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Skins, your brother sounds like Chicken Joe off Surf's Up, who is played by Jon Heder, therefore making your brother equally as awesome as Napoleon Dynamite. Unless your brother was ...

I had a dream I was having a game of tennis with my brother, only we were using a basketball and we couldn't hit it hard enough to get it ...

Yes, and I don't normally sing country music. That's so funny your mum building a courthouse in your dog's house. I dreamt that we were genetically mutated ants the size ...

Good luck. Don't starve yourself though. Let your hunger tell you when to eat, but your brain tell you what to eat. The rest is just a matter of discipline ...

These are awesome. Last night I dreamt my family and I went to my great nan's house for breakfast. For some reason in the dream her house was where the ...

Well, well, well. If it isn't Miss Doorbell. So we meet again. :twisted: Sorry, I was in character for a villain in a B-Grade film script I'm doing. That is ...

I got new clothes yesterday so I'm all snazzed up. My brand new black Holden jacket with red and white racing stripes on the sleeves. A brand new red T ...

Love you too Irish. I'd love anyone random enough to go out with someone who's face is capable of going ^O^ Today at the video shop I squeezed between two ...

Well I'm not a member of the publiction or perish usergroup for nothing. Sure I'll do other things, but I'll always be writing on the side until I cark it. ...

I was at work injecting trees and it started to rain which would usually make me grumpy. On this occasion I decided not to be grumpy and took my jumper ...

I don't think the problem is genetically engineered foods, its the corporations that produce them. If genetically modified rice is more nutritious and easier to grow than natural rice, then ...

I knew someone who looked even more like Harry Potter once and he called me an imbecile because I stole his worksheet (This was about 6 years ago).

I played table tennis with my brother, but we soon forgot about the table and just hit the ball across our 25 metre shed at each other. Then we swapped ...

I didn't see the bit in the YWS terms of use that said "must be good looking" but it must have been in there because it's too much of a ...

Yeah, I know you're all not like that. I guess we get the trash that America rejects for its TV and it's always "oh my god, lets go to te ...