Hannah

As the unexpected battle thrashes in pouty misery ("I can't believe we missed them! I told you we shouldn't have stopped for pork on the way...") on the field of ...

Welp, there goes my early start. I'mma be sleeping at 1am, I am sure of it. ;)

is it just me or shouldn't this be won? Squire Auxiira, do you really think it's just you? :P

While YWS citizens dance blissfully unaware in the town square, wrapped up in the music, lights, and colors of the YWS'tival, something darker lurks just outside town. In the battlefield ...

Just a quick reminder to all aspiring squires: as per the current mission (and really the definition of a Green Room Review), you are not limited to works only found ...

Ah. I have received my first assassination attempt: Sherlock: Hey Hannah! Sherlock: Watch this, and allow yourself to die form cutenes overload, Sherlock: video

I think you meant "receive insane amounts of quality and awesome reviews".

Oh sorry. YES EVERYONE I AM THE ONLY THREAT IN THIS COMPETITION YOU MUST ALL BOW TO ME AND IGNORE THE RAVING PINGU TO YOUR BEHIND-SIDE. o_o

Yo. FermentingFruit boy. Pingu had only three less than I had, so. I really am not some random monster who can beat everyone at reviewing EVER. d:

The fifth part is the last! Now and always! I may edit, on Kyll's advice, but nothing could ever persuade me to write more of that mess. Thank you, Pigeon! ...

Our current stats: We have 12 / 25 knights. We have 342 / 600 reviews. We have 3 / 5 horses. And there are works with 0 reviews posted as ...

as well as lay claim to a Village and/or Town for rescuing Pigeon's story, War-Torn, in its entirety from the depths of the literary section. Your village has been awarded! ...

Hahaha. Ask my mom.

So...sarcasm aside, does this new quest mean we go and make sure that all of the works under 'literary' have at least two reviews? Nope. It means we turn our ...