Griffinkeeper

*Bashes* *head* *firmly* *against* *keyboard* *repeatedly* *BONK!* Snoink, your post is unforgivable, you know better. This is your five second warning. Run for your life. Consider this your only warn

Bria, what do you like to write?

Welcome to YWS. I will read your story, whether or not I'll love it is another thing altogether. Make sure you work on the grammar before submitting it, you wouldn't ...

You can use as many periods as you want, but you can only keep three. The rest must be sacrificed to the gods of grammar, which will only recieve it ...

Another reviewer yay!

Hey, we earned them. I think Icaruss works just fine for you. The titles are more honorary then anything else.

I once did two reports that have 20,647 words in total. That sucked royally. Anyway, welcome to the site. How did you hear of us by the way?

Sure! By all means.

The Prologue Slayer at your service (*gestures with Assault Mech Avvie*).

You're not one of those writers that believe they need to suffer to write good stories I hope.

Hi I'm Griffinkeeper. I do lots of things. Do you do lots of things too? Welcome to the site.

*Grimaces at Fontroy's post* Welcome to the site! There are a whole bunch of people here that are just waiting to help you out. If you want, you could ask ...

I love that avatar. After mine of course. *Caresses Warleader greedily* Anyway, welcome to the site! I don't know why, but I think you will be very welcome here. By ...

Yay! Llamas! Did you know the scientific name for Llama was Llama Glama?

Actually, I was interested in seeing what noob had decided his welcome thread. Now that it's a joke, I'm a little relieved, (and a little let down ;) )