Griffinkeeper

Enter my world. Notice the flying cheese balls of kitten fluff. If you wonder where you are, you missed my first sentence. If you are still confused, then welcome to ...

Welcome to the mysterious island of lost writers. To your left is a tree, which is all that is right of the top's bottom. Truly a fine example of the ...

Welcome to YWS. Allow me to present my toaster as your express elevator. Pop up and out and you will see the entire ocean in my fishbowl. If you turn ...

Welcome to YWS Mr. P!

Welcome to the Forum. This starfish is your Captain and will show you how to make meat pies out of seaweed. Logic is only good when served with bread and ...

Hi The! Welcome to YWS. PM me if you have any questions.

Welcome to YWS, it is the best place on Earth. Which is surprising because our servers are based on Mars.

Don't forget Big Brother. Welcome by the way. PM me if you have any questions. Like, "What is the deal with Pat Buchanan?"

If you have any questions, PM me. Seriously PM me. No, really. I'm bored. No one has asked me for help in years. The PM box is getting old and ...

Another terrible poet! I mean... all our poets here are good... excellent I mean. Just don't take your work to seriously and you'll do fine. PM me if you have ...

In your phone there is a chitter. From that chitter there comes chatter. Mutant turtles are eating my ice cream. Remember the pizza sauce! PM me if you have questions.

There is some pie here! *Grif touches the Pie and a cage snaps down around him.* Hmmm... this could be a problem. Anyways, if you have any questions, PM me.

Welcome Ninja Z! I just critiqued your intro to a story. Consider that a house warming present. Ah what the heck? *tosses confetti.*

Due to a recent increase in plagiarism, Big Brother reminds you that if you didn't write it and you submit it, then it is plagiarism. Posting plagiarized material will get ...

Welcome Rigel! You're a star!