Griffinkeeper

If the world is ending, tell it to hurry up. We've been waiting and asking for it for more than a millenium.

I think this counts as an advertisement. *Moved*

Love is ...

Sab/Bobo/whomever: There are several advantages, not the least of which is that being seemingly gay makes you somewhat more attractive to women. I know, having lived through this. There are ...

Incandesence, you are reciting the pre-9/11 foreign policy. Post-9/11 policy calls for pre-emptives strikes, which has the following logic flow. 1. Is Saddam working to develop weapons which will harm

Where in the bible? Besides, Nate doesn't have plans to install chips in your hands or foreheads, I'm pretty sure he would have let the mods know at least.

*Moved to lounge*

Second that.

*Looks at post.* *Blinks* *Re-reads it* *Begins looking around for sharp metallic object* Fontroy isn't this bad. onsa, seeing as you are an expert on the character of President Bush, ...

Apologize dear.

No more Jewish rituals? Like getting married? That was a Jewish ritual. So was baptism. No more sacrifices? Jesus himself was a sacrifice. So were many of the saints that ...

Alright, lets keep it civilized or this gets locked permanently. QiGuaiGongFu and Zelithon: apologize to each other for insulting one another. This behavior is unacceptable in any debate. I'll be ...

*Moved to lounge*

"I'm a song from the sixties" This is good. These might be better. "You only think I'm dead." "Don't look behind you." "Your shoes are untied." "If a bird poops ...

*Radio Crackeles* "I've broken *static* the lines. Resistance *explosion* fierce. Three more categories *static* came from nowhere. Send reinforcements" (rest of transmission is garbled)