Griffinkeeper

The Millennium Wheel lurched free from its moorings as the subway smashed into it. The wheel rolled into the Thames. "GIVE ME THAT CUBE! BOY!" Grif said, before firing a ...

Boltage's attack was short lived as Snoink put her massive mecha-pig's trotters right down on top of the unfortunate member. "It's so SQUISHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!" she screamed. Grif took advantage of her ...

Grif had put on his SPEW Commando suit. He activated a set of protocols and instantly the suit became bigger, until it was the same size as the pig-mecha. The ...

Grif and Snoink unleashed a powerful kick at the same time, their feet collided in the middle. The super boots exploded, destroying the entire room. When the smoke cleared, the ...

No god moding! Have fun!

"Could you pass the salt?" Grif asked Snoink. "No." "Please?" "No." "Why not?" "I'm not finished." "You've been salting your fries for 15 minutes now," Grif said. "I'M NOT FINISSSHHHHHEED!!" ...

Artalion Sneaking up behind humans isn't all that difficult. They tend to only look around them, rarely do they look up. This makes sneaking up on them as easy as ...

I hope you don't mind another author... Name: Artalion Sen'der Creature: Gryphon Age: 13 Appearance: Half Eagle half lion. Brown feathers and fur. He wears flight webbing, which allows him ...

I think this qualifies more as randomness. I like the look of it.

Thank you Nate! It is even better than I imagined!

She has no talent, and it's even worse when she's only hyped up because of what she looks like. Yes, she is very pretty, but casting directors, the media, and ...

Sex used to have a lot of meaning to people, but these days it is very casual. I think the abstinence movement is attempting to return back to the days ...

Yes there is. Link.

You asked for a good ripping apart, so I'll see what I can find. It was all over now. The war’s daunting cry lead me here to this place I ...

I have some feedback. I'm not as familiar with the characters, so some parts of it might have to be adjusted for age. As they were riding, Geran could think ...