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Flemzo

  • Life Expectancy

    For Christmas, over half of my presents were books by Dean Koontz, possibly my all-time favourite author. So the only logical thing to do was to read as many of ...

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  • Walter the Farting Dog Goes To The Beach

    Now, normally I don't read children's books, because I think I'm far too mature for them, and will spend countless hours analyzing the deeper meanings that these children's authors are ...

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  • The Canterbury Tales

    The rules for this essay are simple: choose one of the three topics on the website, and write an essay on it, no longer than 500 words (not including intro ...

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  • Failure To Comply (script)

    (This script is for a class assignment. I'm only allowed to use 2-3 characters and three scenes, and the play has to be 5-10 minutes, so the play will be ...

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  • Burning All My Memories

    There is a grammatical error in the chorus ("Somehow this just don't seem right"). It's there to fit the meter I had. So, yes, I've noticed it, and I won't ...

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  • Lassie Gets Fed Up

    NOTE: Have you ever had an idea that was so brilliant that you just had to write it down, only to discover that it only works when spoken out loud? ...

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  • Program Notes (for my recital 11/7)

    [Hey all, just posting these program notes here. They seem dull to me, but they're not supposed to be incredibly long. Read them; if you see nothing wrong, whatever, enjoy ...

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You cannot understand and disagree.
— P. D. Ouspensky