Life's too short to take the stairs one at a time.
Warning: You Will Die. This is a side effect of birth.
These files have been erased by a vague, yet menacing government agency. However, we will give you this snippet of information so you don't dig deeper into it. You won't like what you find.
Feltrix is a temporal being of semi-omnipotent power and vast intellect. He has a large ego, but is well aware of the fact. He enjoys fantasy novels, superhero movies, British accents, and contemplating things that were not meant to be contemplated. He is very dangerous.
You have been warned.
Interests
Writing, reading, card/board/role play games. Black holes, the future of humanity, the end of the world/universe. Time. Dv'iv zoo hglirvh rm gsv vmw. Qfhg nzpv rg z tllw lmv, vs? -gsv Wlxgli
Occupation
Intrepid Explorer, Squire of the Green Room, Former Lord of the Sophomore Class, Harbinger of the Cosmic Squid, Brief Castaway, Founder of Hermits United, TIME Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year, Dark Matter Overlord, Former Lord of the Junior Class, Member of the Knights Templar 2: the Wacky Wizards, Certified Overanalyzer, Haunted Doll Prophet, Current Lord of the Senior Class, and MBMBaM Guide.