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Feltrix

Life's too short to take the stairs one at a time.

  • Archive Re: Fools!

    "...And I thought temporal anomalies and paradoxes were weird..."

    Apr 12, 2017
  • Archive Re: Fools!

    "Okay, @Tortwag, let's get this straight," Feltrix replied. " No one summons the Cosmic Squid. It goes where it wants. More importantly, though, the Cosmic Squid is a fourth-dimensional trans-temporal

    Apr 12, 2017
  • Archive Re: Fools!

    "Did..." Feltrix trembled with rage. "Did you just attempt deicide on the Cosmic Squid, may it's greatness last forever?!"

    Apr 12, 2017
  • Archive Re: Fools!

    "Hail the Cosmic Squid, may it's greatness last forever! "Hail the Cosmic Squid, wielder of eternity! "Hail the Cosmic Squid, shatterer of reality! "Hail the Cosmic Squid, who burns through ...

    Apr 11, 2017
  • Archive Re: Fools!

    Feltrix slid through the timeline, picking out the time that had been drawn to his divine attention. Someone had uttered his name. Shern, or something like that. To a fourth ...

    Apr 11, 2017
  • Archive Re: Sky Full of Æther

    Character template (sort of) Name: Age: Gender: Species: Sexuality: Allegiances: Personality: Physical Description: Brief History: Other:

    Apr 4, 2017
  • Archive Re: Sky Full of Æther

    Archora This is a world dominated by a city, Kryn, stretching to the edges of the map. All species coexist in this massive metropolis, from dwarves to humans to goblins. ...

    Apr 4, 2017


have u ever noticed how ugly rosy-lipped batfish r? and not like in the “aw ur so ugly ur cute” way that like opossums r — no they’re just hideously ugly beasts that should never have existed and r the epitome of evolution fails. the stupidity, blank look, head emptiness. they’re horrible n everyone who likes them r horrible too. they truly have the worst fan-base >:[
— Shady