Feltrix

Okay, I have conveniently been collecting quotes for a long time. I'll enspoiler them, because there are a lot. I've only included the ones that have one line, but there's ...

Granted. You die. (Hey, you're not on the internet now, are you?) I wish for the knowledge of how the universe functions. (Don't you dare have it drive me insane).

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Granted, but you don't have the capabilities to do stuff. Any stuff that you want to do. I'll leave you with the ability to keep yourself alive. You're welcome. I ...

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I've eaten most (but not all) of 5, 7, 8, and 9. I've heard of a couple more and can infer what almost all of them are.

- The last thing you ate? Reese's peanut butter cup, just after the pizza. - The last thing you drank? Water. - The last thing you read offline? Amulet: Firelight ...

Okay, I did some research and this is what happened: I. Kara and Sheyren ordered infinite beer and it created a black hole. II. I explained why it created a ...

Never feel emotion. Would you rather enter your favorite non-real universe or stay in the real world (think carefully. Is this world really safe for you? What if it doesn't ...

Granted, but apparently you had some very important information stored in with your bad memories that could have prevented the next war. You now can't, because those memories were erased. ...

Believe in yourself. You are an ancient, absent god, discussed only rarely by literary scholars, so if you don't believe in yourself, no one will. Believe in yourself. Build a ...

Enspoilered for the purposes of not taking up a ton of space. I was using a word counter. For the full post, go to Dear Grimm (storybook). Erin strolled down ...

Granted! Tragically, your big house already has people in it. Big ones. With, uh, horns. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but they also breath fire. ...