Feltrix

Granted, but now they become a natural predator of eagles, and destabilize the ecosystem. Also, no one can catch them, so no one gets bacon. :smt022 I wish that I ...

Granted, but that fish is a shark. A live shark. It proceeds to devour you. I wish that Magic 8 balls told the truth (and that I knew why they ...

Granted, but a cult forms around you and offer you animal sacrifices (sorry, that got dark. But hey, corruption). I wish that my best friend returned from Florida. Now.

Granted, but all of them are corrupted. I wish I could clone myself at will.

Granted, but you can only call one person with it. I wish that I didn't have to get up so early to go to school.

Maybeline. Not sure why. (I was kind of wondering about that.)

Flail.

Okay, I would have reviewed something by now, but Green Room works are in short supply right now.

You have a discussion about the physics of black holes at 6:00 in the morning.

Here's what I think would happen: The weight of all ants in the world is equal to the number of humans in the world. There's over 1 million ants to ...

Percy Jackson - will shut up, since I only watched the movie and well...yeah it was bad. Heard that the books are better, though. Well, that's an understatement @Shima. Percy ...

Granted, but then your dog barks forever.

As of right now, I have not reviewed anything in the Green Room since being squired (is that the word?), but I am quite confident that the Log will quickly ...

I feel like being knighted. I could add "Sir Feltrix of the Cosmic Squid" to my credentials. Oi! You there! Knight me!

So, here's the idea: All ants suddenly grow to be the size of humans and declare war on us. Who wins?