Feltrix

Fortunately, they all get eaten by the giant hawk before they can. That was my first fortunately. It feels weird.

Unfortunately, those people are a torch-wielding mob who, for their own strange reasons, desire that you get ritualistically executed. They charge you with torches, various farming implements, and, in

Unfortunately, you realize this because a giant falcon is swooping overhead. You realize this at the same time the giant falcon realizes it is a mite peckish. It eats you.

I'm about halfway through both left and libertarian, which isn't totally surprising to me. If anyone wanted to know. Anyone at all. Anyway, I agree with @Mea. I think it ...

Granted, but the pizza is WAY overpriced and only serves broccoli pizza (unless you like broccoli pizza. Then it doesn't serve it.) I wish I could watch the ninth and ...

Both.

Only two options? WHY IS THIS WORLD SO CRUEL?! I'm sorry, Sherlock...

Unfortunately, it was shut down three years ago, but shockingly hasn't been bought or demolished yet.

You'd die partway through your eating of yourself, but I'm going to operate under the assumption that you somehow survive. You have eaten your stomach, so you just end up ...

I'm not actually guilty at all.

I wish I could learn latin. I like ancient languages. If only the school would give me credit for learning that elven language in Lord of the Rings.... :(

This conversation happened to me this morning with some people riding the same bus as me to school. I'm using pseudonyms, of course. Leia: Do you believe in God? Me: ...

@MJTucker, this is a question about your personal beliefs: If we're here to serve God, why do we have free will? It seems like that inhibits our ability to serve. ...

Granted, but he eats you. I wish I got to keep my school laptop.

You know you're a nerd when a soundtrack is playing in the back of your mind at all times.