Feltrix

Well, it might work if you had an omniscient narrator and the muteness was somehow explained. However, it would be hard to connect to the main character on a personal ...

You know you're a nerd when a soundtrack is playing in the back of your mind at all times.

Unfortunately, the magic was dark and your house is infested with the demonic embodiments of pain, suffering, death, and many more unpleasant sensations.

I think that people who go door-to-door are usually trying to do what they think is right. Of course, it's different from person to person, and some people are definitely ...

I'll go right.

Acorns are a much better projectile weapon. They're more round and aerodynamic to fit in slingshots and they hurt way more. Sherlock or Doctor Who?

Why, thank you, @LadyLizzLovelace. Now, where was I? Oh, yes. MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

*Waits patiently for lightning to strike in the background so that I can commence my evil plan.* Unless a storm starts soon, I'm going to have to pay Igor for ...

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The boy checked under his bed, in the closet, in the drawers, and even on the ceiling for monsters, but he had checked all the wrong places. He should have ...

7/10. It Might have gotten higher, but it's a little robotic.

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Oh, christians aren't annoying. No. People are annoying, and some people happen to be christians. It is annoying if a christian (or a follower of any other religion) tries to ...

I love the post, @Terian805! And I think that it's a great idea to have the attackers be part of Starfall.

Eggs Benedict