Feltrix

Tie.

I'm gonna stay alive long enough to say goodbye, partly to get in some good last words. Would you rather be a genius or have good social skills (you cannot ...

Hello?

Closet.

...He realized that there were things in his truck capable of blowing a hole in the time stream if they ever bumped together so he had decided long ago not ...

Live in blissful ignorance, without a doubt. Would you rather die in five years or live forever?

The Glow Cloud (all hail our gaseous and benevolent overlord who controls our every thought) released a statement through the PTA. Today, a man walked into the station today, without ...

Exactly two months (to the day) after I tag him, he responds.

WARNING: This is a direct quote. Not to be used in this wording in any speeches.

Is anyone still here?

Congrats!

Everywhere is also nowhere because nowhere is everywhere and everywhere is in the middle of nowhere and so the word has lost all meaning.

Kevin.

Prince. (Don't ask me why).

Fly.