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Far1812

Far1812

It's all about meeeeeeee

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I was born into the life of windmillery...

But actually.

I love words.
I took a creative writing class in 2014, and thought: “Hey. This is fun."

I'm the kind of person who aces a chemistry test and then trips on the way out because I'm horrible at tying shoelaces.
Interests
I could have a deep conversation about superheroes even though the only comic books I've read are Calvin & Hobbes; I know all the Zelda games by heart, even though I've never played one; and I proudly declare that I'm a Slytherin, even though Harry Potter isn't really my cup of tea.
Occupation
Largest share holder of the Illuminati. Former cat sitter. Future citizen of Mars.


Never use your shield as a dinner plate, for that is when the enemy is most likely to attack.
— The KotGR Commander