Emerson

"So...The lights are out...Why?" "Detox." Snoink laughed. "But..." "No, Don't ask. It's not like what ever she is going to say is going to make ANY SENSE to you. Oh, ...

I started pressing buttons, not really sure what they did. Some said "SPEW" some said "squills" and other, more obscure ones said "HONEST, BUT VERY HARSH CRITIQUE BY INCANDESCENCE" which ...

It just so happened that I, was Arthur. So, I was drug(dragged?) along on this mission. Of course, I was quiet confused. They had me bow to Nate sanctimoniously while ...

"Well I'm not!" I said, trying to push Grif off of me. He was rambling something about redundancy and repetition but I wasn't listening. I did have bad hearing, don't ...

And when I came too, I was sitting in a pile of Strunk and White's Elements of Fiction. "Oh my gosh!" I screamed. "Where am I now?" "Same place you ...