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Emerson

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  • Randomosity Archive Re: Unfortunately; Fortunately

    Unfortunately, the drunk driver was Billy Joel.

    Mar 5, 2008
  • Randomosity Archive Re: Unfortunately; Fortunately

    Unfortunately, she was still dead.

    Mar 5, 2008
  • Lounge, The Re: February 2008 Statistics

    phwaor, so you mean I might not even be in the "St. Louis" stat now? Still though! We're kickin' butt. *dances in the STL snow*

    Mar 5, 2008
  • Historical Fiction Short Stories Re: Lazy Bones

    William was eating lunch when he died. It's stuff like that that makes me love your writing. It was here that he realized [s]that[/s] he had no feet. He had ...

    Mar 5, 2008
  • Other Poetry Re: Camping Trip

    The only poetic device in this whole poem is "sun burns as red as cooked lobsters". Yes, it's a metaphor, but it is a cliché. The real big problem with ...

    Mar 5, 2008
  • Other Poetry Re: Inspiration, or lack of

    Heh, well, since you don't have much effort in it then it isn't that bad of a poem. It's not amazing or anything, but for your purpose, it works. How ...

    Mar 5, 2008
  • Lounge, The Re: Post Your Pic Here [5]

    The end result!! I'm not sure if I like it though. What do you all thing? I think it looks good, but I highly suggest you stop dying your hair. ...

    Mar 5, 2008
  • Other Poetry Re: A First Attempt

    Jabs, this is ultra cute! I throw my pen atop the table To read this poem (if I was able). I cringe, I cry, Yet deep inside, My talent was ...

    Mar 5, 2008
  • Research Re: England in the 1920s

    Because of my plot and the needs of it, my character's can't have parties in speak easies. They could, of course, but it would change the mood/idea of the novel ...

    Mar 5, 2008
  • Research Re: Product Key for Microsoft Word

    You usually have to buy it, or the product. It comes with the product, which then requires purchase. What word is it? for XP, or vista? You didn't hear it ...

    Mar 4, 2008
  • Writers Corner Re: To Post or Not to Post

    People worry about this all the time. No ones going to steal your ideas, seriously. Not to be insensitive, but at thirteen, I didn't have ideas worth stealing, so you ...

    Mar 4, 2008
  • Writing Tips Re: Stream of Consciousness Writing

    I think it works best [for me] in small doses. I did some of it in a short story and it worked out pretty well, no one really noticed or ...

    Mar 4, 2008
  • Writing Tips Re: How do you lengthen your novel -- HELP Me, PLEASE!

    Subplots!

    Mar 4, 2008
  • Information Desk Archive Re: Problems With The Chat Room

    I haven't noticed many problems with it? I'd be real sad if we changed chats, so I hope too many problems don't come up. We could just put a limit ...

    Mar 4, 2008
  • Research Re: Article.

    Well. I don't know, but google does:

    Mar 4, 2008


The most important service rendered by the press and the magazines is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust.
— Samuel Butler