Ego

"...Christmas, 1997. My sister had just been born, and--well, it was the most complete my family had ever been. It wasn't the last time we felt that way, but it ...

"Titanium...of course...why do you keep asking stupid quest--Oh, that kind of element. *rolls eyes and sighs* A VORPAL LIGHTNING SWORD +5, of course!" --Hunter, Emergence When is the best time ...

"Gadolinium. ...What? What kinda question is that anyway?" --Hunter, Emergence. Describe your ideal living room.

"Scotch on the rocks. Maybe a Jagerbomb if I'm feeling like a member of Jersey Shore at the time. " --Hunter, Emergence How long does it take you to get ...

"...Eat...them? Is that a trick question?" --Hunter If an author besides your writer wrote a story of your life, who would you want it to be?

"...That's a really frustrating question, and I resent you got asking it. On the one hand, cold showers suck. On the other, I have to defend my manhood by declining ...

@Stella "Dead. Next question." --Hunter Wulff, Emergence. @idraax "I'm AWESOME! How are you? ...Putz." --Hunter Wulff, Emergence. Ideal pizza?

@Stella "Night. You see society's true colors when the sun goes down." --Hunter Wulff, Emergance @idraax "...What the f*** would I be doing in an ocean? Honestly, I'd probably drown." ...

"Thank the big guy upstairs for finally sending my retirement papers through. ...Then break the arm of the owner of said weapon, just in case it's not my time." -- ...

This seems like a no-brainer to me. If it's in the character's a nature to swear every other sentence, then let him swear. Anyone will swear in the right circumstance. ...

When you attempt to find the sum of your life’s moments and condense it into a single word and that singular descriptor can only be violence, or death, or tragedy, ...

*mumbles* When you said you were going to post sketches, I expected doodles--not beauty. I particularly enjoy the crystal formation--it has surprising depth and I keep finding new things inside ...

Hello, Vampyre. This sketch has a great concept. When I read the title, an image immediately jumped into my head. When I saw the piece, for a moment it matched ...

Hey Mr. Mustard. Normally I'd precede this review with a disclaimer, but it's not necessary this time. This went completely over my head. I'm not an expert on poetry, so ...

Hello, Bored. Disclaimer: Everything in this review is opinion. While I won't always say "In my opinion,." it should always be implied unless explicitly stated otherwise. I don't presume to ...