Dugas

It's good that you don't habitually ride alligators. (Although, it might make an amusing children's tale.) 'Round here everyone is a bit eccentric; seems all writers are. When you'd like ...

I'm Dugas (silent "s"!) and I just joined. Erm, I don't really know what I'm supposed to put here, so I'm just going to fill up space I guess. I'll ...