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William Blacklock : And what if I'm calling about that hot sex you promised me? Whore. ...Yeah, just joking. Please don't hurt me. I LOVE YOU! Will's Machine : Um... ...

Man, I just keep flashing on that one Alcott novel I had to read. Er. Dark hair, pretty, delicate? Sort of... gratuitously charming. An old-school socialite. Maybe? William Blacklock