CowLogic

Thanks for the kind words, Slim. (Eminem joke right there- gold I say!) But seriously, thanks for the review, and advice and compliments and all that. If I get the ...

Hey to everybody that reads this. I would just like to apologize if the story seems rushed and decreasing in quality as it goes, especially towards the end. I only ...

Thanks for the kind words and review, Justine. Just to clarify, the reason that it says "no one was happy" at the end was to make a point by showing ...

Thanks for the kind words and review, Justine. Just to clarify, the reason that it says "no one was happy" at the end was to make a point by showing ...

Thanks, Purple. Your kind words mean something mighty good. I really wanted to make this a great story, but I literally did not have the time. I could have made ...

Thanks, Purple. Your kind words mean something mighty good. I really wanted to make this a great story, but I literally did not have the time. I could have made ...

Like I said, it's hard to explain...

I see, so you wanted to give her an irrational fraction more of a rating than I did, how's that for kissing the feet of the author. Just kidding!

Much thanks to you Al. You have some good suggestions here. I didn't really have time to be picky because I wanted to bump this out in the waning time ...

Hey there man. At first, when I read this, I thought the same thing about the second line, but eventually I realized that the use of the contraction was intentional. ...

Thanks for the kind words and advice. Hope college is treating you well.

Thank you greatly sir/madam. I'll make sure to fix those errors ASAP. Can I get those goats' email addresses? Just kidding. Anyways, much obliged.

Nah. This is just a humorous piece. It is just supposed to be a parody of political speeches and various other things, inspired by Animal Farm by George Orwell. All ...